Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What If the World Really Ends?

As the Mayans predicted, the world is ending on December 21st, the first day of Winter Break actually, if you live in the Portland area. First thing first, if the world actually ends on that day, I'll resent the Mayans even in tombs, because they absolutely ruined all my plans during the break and my hard work before the break. However, the critical question always come up; what if the world really ends? Should we spend all our money? Eat a bunch of McDonalds? So, like the last post, I'll list some of the things I'll do if the world is really going to end.
1.) Not do any of my homework, study, or anything that's related to school. Stress is gone.
2.) Eat A LOT of McDonald and NO vegetables. The unhealthy lifestyle makes me happy in a way.
3.) Spend all the money in my piggy bank on McDonalds.
4.) Throw away all the prep paper and booKs.
5.) Sleep so much that I don't even know the world is ending.

There, the list is done. If the world is not going to end, though, I'll hate the Mayans so much, because not only will I gain a ton of weight, I will also have bad grades, and lose all the money I've been saving in the last 4 years. Let's just wait and see!

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